Charlie Sheen

Writing press releases is a daily occurrence here at the ole Molise PR office. A few years ago, I thought I’d reached the end of the “diverse projects” spectrum when I localized the release for the theatrical tour of “Barbie Live in Fairytopia.” But today may take the cake. Here’s the body of the release for, duh, Charlie Sheen’s appearance at Enclave this Sunday:

Trolls need not apply. On Sunday, April 3, the man who has coined more catchphrases than any other will host the official after party of his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour at Enclave nightclub (220 W. Chicago Ave.). The actor, producer, director, and most importantly, self-proclaimed Warlock has starred in such films as Platoon and Hot Shots, plus small screen hits like Spin City and the top-rated Two and a Half Men. Guests will join Charlie Sheen while sipping tiger blood cocktails and mingling with local goddesses.

Tickets start at $30 for general admission or $60 for bi-winning VIPs (includes express entry, cocktail reception from 9 – 10:30, and 10 VIP ticket buyers will be randomly selected to WIN a Meet & Greet with Charlie Sheen), and can be purchased at www.EnclaveChicago.com/winning. For more information call (312) 654-0234. Enclave doors open at 9 p.m.

About Enclave

Since 2005 Enclave has rooted itself as Chicago’s premier nightclub, playing host to celebrities, in recent months including Ke$ha, Usher, Jeremih, Black Eyed Peas, Cali Swag District, Clinton Sparks, Kevin Dillon from HBO’s Entourage, Brody Jenner, Far East Movement and more. Other celeb guests have included Jamie Foxx, Josh Duhamel, Shia LaBeouf, Patrick Dempsey, Vince Vaughn, Cuba Gooding Jr., principle cast members from HBO’s True Blood, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, Bill Maher, Bethany Frankel and Carmen Electra. Musician guests include Lady Gaga, Tommy Lee, Akon, Lil Kim, R Kelly, Sean Kingston, Kid Rock, Ne-Yo, Dave Navarro, Keri Hilson, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, Mickey Avalon, Cisco and Shwayze, Rev Run, Scott Weiland, the late DJ AM, DJ Spider, DJ Homicide and countless others. The roster of notable athletes includes Derek Jeter, Michael Jordan, Tony Romo, Ben Roethlisberger, Dennis Rodman, Anna Kournikova, Ronaldinho, Jim McMahon, and countless Chicago pros like Derrick Rose, Alfonzo Soriano, Patrick Kane and Devin Hester. Enclave’s parent group Downtown Entertainment has also served the community by donating the venue to fundraising and awareness events for non-profits like the annual Imerman Angels “Spring Fling,” Children’s Memorial Hospital “Snow Ball,” GenArt Chicago “Fresh Faces,” CHAI Haiti “Music for a Cause,” Starlight Starbright’s Children’s Foundation’s “Dream Date Charity Auction,” and the Winter Gala for Keep a Child Alive, co-founded by Alicia Keys. With two levels, three bars, staging, state-of-the art sound and lighting and other amenities, the 15,000 sq. ft. venue is ideally situated for corporate events. Past power clients include Nikon, AOL, Edelman, Yahoo, Nike, Google, Kohler, Reebok, AT&T and more.

-Michelle Molise